CorpseGrinderClock

• Joined: June 5^th, 2005
  
• Nationality: American
  
• Category: Weird Clock

Corpsegrinderclock joined during Magic's .net as BigBenClock. As this name was taken, he picked a random name from the website Powerslave.com, the forum he had been on prior to the clock crew.

After being helped to obtain flash by AlbinoClock and taught some elements of character design by AbsintheClock, Corpsegrinder created his first FLA and made his first movie for Clock Day 2005.

The character is typically a rusted metal box with a corpse protruding from the aparatus and a spout or chute on the side, occasionally with a crank (but not always). The clock is typically green with the arabic character ب (B) in the middle.

• Our New Policy - A loop making fun of SlurpeeClock’s lighthearted use of admin privileges.
• The One True King - CorpsegrinderClock’s longest movie to-date, about StrawberryClock’s epic quest to become King of the Portal.
• PencilCase Clock Movie - As new member PencilCaseClock complains about not being in a movie, he suddenly gets his wish.

• Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight) - Christmas Collab organized by AbsintheClock

• Talkin' Colors - A flash made from the drawings passed back and forth in a thread with KnightClock.
• GreyClock Has Cankles - A movie poking fun at GreyClock.
• @@@GIN AND JEWS@@@ - Corpsegrinder’s incredibly insensitive Clockday movie for 2007.
• ABC's with StrawberryClock - An homage to the Alphabet movies made by Cast and co-authored inexplicably to Corpsegrinder.
• LMNT's - A movie made for ElementsClock's fake birthday, referencing WELCHES JUICEGIRLSUXDICK!.
• Old Pokey - CorpsegrinderClock is an insufferable nuissance who posts too much.

• I Fought the Durian and the Durian Won - Movie vaguely referencing a flame war between DurianClock and Corpsegrinder. Resubmitted after account hacking.
• RevelBtion - Released on the re-opening of clockcrew.cc, this movie features the voice of StrangeClock and the fancy computer of RenegadeClock.
• Jukebox Corpsey - Old-fashioned short dedicated to Corpsegrinder getting repeatedly rejected by women. Music by Perry Como, recommended and provided by AbsintheClock.
• @@@Mineralwater@@@ - A racially insensitive movie poking fun at MineralWaterClock for a thread where he complained about his smoking next-door neighbors in broken english. Inspired by a post by DWARFINATOR in the same thread.
• @@@@@ 6 @@@@@ - Oh great everyone can edit the calendar and put whatever they want in it right good.
• BBQBEEFBURGERSEQUEL - The second installment in the award almost-winning two-episode game series.
• BBQBEEFBURGERMAN: The Game - The first, and best, of all BBQBEEFBURGERMAN games.
• Clock Classics 3 - Started immediately after the completion of the second episode, this installment was put on hold because the humor in it was felt to be too below-the-belt, but on the insistence of AbsintheClock and with the permission of SirClock the movie was completed in time for Clock Day, at which time StrangeClock generously provided matching preloader and ads for the old-timey theme.
• TreeClock Beats Puppies - stemming from a running joke on .net, this was made for the Tree Beats Puppies event.

• Samfisher's Clockmas - Made for Clockmas 2005.
• LeekClock Flames Rasta - When RastaClock asked for members of the clock crew to post clips of themselves calling him a faggot so that he could hear what everyone sounded like, this movie was made.
• Clock Classics 2 - Made the same week as its prequel, this episode of Clock Classics features StrangeClock on a quest for cocaine, encountering SirClock and his irrational hatred for BitClock.
• Clock Classics 1 - One of the laziest movies ever made.
• 777: Corpsegrinder's Runs - CorpsegrinderClock’s entry in the Runs.
• Clockday Hangover - A movie about post-clockday daze.
• ب - Originally CorpsegrinderClock’s first flash movie, which was subsequently lost after the hacking of his account. Now, a red B. Vast improvement, no?