The Clock Crew

I just realized something magical about sex

RibsClock — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:07:16 GMT

The reason they call it being "confused" is that the guy finds vaginas too confusing and complicated when all they want is a warm moist hole to put their penis in so they just go with dudes 'cause they have a couple of those without all the fancy knobs and curtains.

Guys I'm like, Kinsey. I'm a genius. This is friggin' scientific sociological dicknificent gold.

vanillacokeclock makes amazing music and is sort of famous

SilverCherryClock — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:22:38 GMT

yeah so former clock vanillacokeclock, who made this thread about 2 years ago but is basically long gone, has become a decently successful maker of ambient bedroom pop music akin to deerhunter/atlas sound/etc under the name Foxes in Fiction

even pitchfork reviewed his album and gave it a decent score (yeah i know but still)
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/...-the-branches/

i found his music completely on accident and when i found out he was a former clock it blew me away. even if youre not into this style of music you have to admit that's pretty cool. i for one am totally in love with his stuff. heres a couple of his songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrssQkMW7SA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhF6rurVRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41doLuKhn4M

Sigma is BACK!!!

Sigma — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:27:41 GMT

I would appear by the new layout that a LOT has changed since my hibernation.

Anyone care to fill me in, its been a year and a half.

Uwe Bolls next feature!

Poltergeist — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:15:47 GMT

Auschwitz

Yes, really:

http://chud.com/articles/articles/25...EWS/Page1.html

I Think My Bum is Going to Explode

Zen Micro Clock — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:43:49 GMT

Yesterday morning I had coffee with some creamer in it (keep in mind that I'm lactose intolerant) followed by Indian food for lunch and finally a rather large order of nachos from Qdoba for dinner.

I think my bum is going to explode :(

Super Awesome : Box2D Flash Alchemy Port

SCSP — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:41:50 GMT

http://www.sideroller.com/wck/

Dungeons Or Dragons 6!! OMG

Prem Rawat — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 09:32:07 GMT

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547687 <-Holy carp i can't believe i actually did it!
WOO!

Sat's rant: vote 5

Pop-Tart Clock — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:21:34 GMT

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547661
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547661

Vote 5

The usual routine for a film will consist of 5-10 seconds of utterly unfunny material. I then ask my fellow clock to mass "fifen" this horrible excuse for a film; cheating the very system that was established by Newgrounds.

weird error when posting

Thunderbolt — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:09:04 GMT

Sometimes when I reply to a thread I get this message:

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 16777216 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 30720 bytes) in /home/clockcrew/public_html/talk/includes/class_mail.php on line 1046

The message will be posted though.

Regular Show

TequilaClock — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:08:07 GMT

Is awesome.

In any case the video is not available anymore (which will happen any time soon): Regular Show was created by JG Quintel, who is also PARTLY responsible for Flapjack. The show seems obviously oriented to young adults, but they managed to avoid the censors by modifying the script a little bit.

The events on it happen to be pretty random, but they are executed in a very clever way. Is kinda like Adventure Time, but all being caused by a more simple problem.

So yeah, just watch (in case the video is still there)

Are the really no Clocks from new york other than myself?

Cork — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:47:30 GMT

EDIT: LOL

We are the Clock Crew

clammo — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 06:05:09 GMT

Hello,

We are the Clock Crew, a group devoted to making Flash cartoons with characters that have Clock faces on them. Alot of people don't like us, while alot of people do like us. We are either hated or loved by our common man. Here is a little bit about our history on the internet:

We are primarily a group that now consists of whiney pubescent teenagers and twelve year olds who think this is the next greatest thing to overrated emo bands. We think we are absolutely cutting edge and unique due to the new flash techniques we learn when others have surpassed us on the skill level.

We feel we are righteous and just, on making Newgrounds.com what it is today. We feel that we have given birth to Lock Legion and other great talented artists. In reality, we rely on what is called a BBS for posting topics that consist of child pornography, and other pointless words such as "fifen", "zomg", and "IR INTERWEB DESCTUROR ZERO!!!!1111". Upon posting such words like that, my fellow clock finds it absolutely hilarious and encourages to make a movie about.

The usual routine for a film will consist of 5-10 seconds of utterly unfunny material. I then ask my fellow clock to mass "fifen" this horrible excuse for a film; cheating the very system that was established by Newgrounds. In the end our audience leaves us reviews that are not kind hearted. We like to talk about the future of our clique, where we will be in 10 years, what new members there will be, and what great accomplishments we will see. The truth is, we are a broken record. We rely on a BBS for pointless spamming, once in awhile we might get off our lazy pompous asses and make a collaborative effort that is worth an actual "5".

We rely on one individual to pay for all of us, this person is responsible for shelling out monetary distributions to cover the cost of our online playground of pointlessness. Most individuals only pay for so long and then our websites get shutdown. We go bonkers when our website is taken away from us, as we feel we cannot continue to make quality crap for flash films. In essence, we just want our medium of pointless stupidity back.

We conveniently like to attack any one person who takes this away from us, as we feel it is owed to us to have a place to spam and do nothing. We will even go as far as to invade the individuals personal life, call their home and harrass their family members, and even find them on other locations of the internet just to harass them in hopes it will get them to put our site back up. When the individual does pay, they treat them nice for a few days then it is back to the same old shit.

When we harass someone who refuses to give in to us and they get mad over our constant harassment, we like to make fun of them and tell them they take the interweb to seriously. It really is us who takes the internet too seriously, due to the great lengths we will go to just to get our BBS back. We also are pipe dreamers. We feel that real life and government do not exist on the internet. We feel we can harrass the very people who take our mediums away, and get away with it. What we have yet to realize, this isn't the case as one day we will be brought down in entirety and wonder why it happened. We will then run to our mommys and daddys for help over the trouble we just got into over something we thought was absolutely hilarious.

We have no respect for anyone who helps us. Lock Legion our foe always gives us a place to go to as a backup in the event something happens to our precious BBS. We like to be nice to the Lock Legion during this, but when our site eventually does come back, we will shit talk about them until the ends of the Earth. We make funny of people and say they have no lives and are losers, but yet we swarm like flies around our BBS clickign refresh to see what new topic has been posted.

Hold on a sec, a new topic has just been posted; it reads:

Subject: Kill the caveman
Message: BWAYAYAYAYHAHAHHAHHH YA YAY A YOUR MOM <3

Oh that is so funnny I think I will reply to it now.
My Reply: GHEYZORS x15!!!!11

Now back to what I was telling you all. We really don't have any purpose here other than to further decay youth that comes to us wanting to be a part of something. We like to humiliate 10 year old girls by telling them we would like to rape them. We also find it absolutely funny to post child pornography, and show it to them. We can't get in trouble, quit taking the internet so seriously. I mean what could possible happen to us? We are on the internet and just make flash. I hope one day the government doesn't arrest our current patron who funds our activities; because then we wouldn't have a website anymore. Give us back our website? We are sorry and do appreciate the things you do, until the next time you get mad at us for something idiotic we have done.

In closing, we are nothing more than a group of individuals who contribute nothing to society; we are the Clock Crew, we are a fading trend.

P.S. You can see an exclusive example of what I am speaking of by going to
the following URL: http://www.clocktopia.com/bbs

Yours Truly,
- ~~Bit~~ClamClock

Thanks to StrangeClock. Again.

Triangle Run

Thor — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 05:16:54 GMT

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547592

the majestic triangle displays his athletic ability

Trying to make a background less static

christy — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 03:11:15 GMT

Okay so I played a nice little game which inspired me to make this:

http://myfrogbag.com?view=2oo1nk/rain.swf

Experimenting with various effects and attempting to make it less static. What do you guys think?

Looking for strong criticism/feedback

VirusClock — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:05:53 GMT

http://www.monochro.me

Just a few hours away before I finalize my portfolio site and I'm looking for feedback and criticism regarding the overall layout, colors, and mechanics of the website, not the content.

If my fellow artistic clocks would be of aid; I'd appreciate it if you guys would be harsh and honest on your feedback. Tell me what you think works, what doesn't, what you like/hate.

The content is temporary and unfinished, especially in the design and illustration sections.

Thank you fewels in advanced. I'm in a rush, and need this to be out by today!
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