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That sounds good, but you should charge people five bucks to have a few hits at it.

Either that, or salvage the parts from the inside and sell them on eBay as someone else suggested.

Let the innocent one blunder into our lair all on her own.

It will be more satisfying when we drink her untainted blood and feed ourselves on her sweet soul. :reporter:

Lol, wasn't that what the horse from Ren & Stimpy always said?

I enjoyed the humour of your movie Thor and it helped to give an insight on why you hated FU's movie, but I still think that it was...

That wasn't emo at all, just the blunt (and hurtful) truth.

Anyway, I'm sorry to hear about it Soup. Honestly, you deserve better than a two-timing bitch who posts her wild sexcapades on the...

I don't think that Roman's missions were the nail in the coffin for GTA IV.

In fact, they were probably the redeeming part of the game (compared to the dull gloominess of Liberty City, not that...

Point taken, I had another look at the trailer and the helicopter doesn't have pontoons so it's definitely the regular Sparrow.

I've also read that Rockstar plans to reintroduce the C4 remote...

Screw that guy, he ain't done shit since he joined.

Welcome to the Clock Crew, Telephone. :)

Yeah, same here. :o

I haven't ever played Dead Space, but I've read enough about it to have a general idea of what was going on.

That movie was excellent, just like FUClock P.I. and I'm glad...

I smell ban hammer.

@ TequilaClock: Yeah but there's a big difference between showing penises in a humorous way in flash movies and actually submitting pictures of it to the front page of...

Oh, I didn't bother to read that far. :o

This had my sister and myself in hysterics. :)

Fifen! :fifen:

Lighten up.

It says that the author is Egoraptor, but I just can't believe it.

Don't people get b& on Newgrounds for this kind of stuff? And even if it was allowed I wouldn't want it on the front page.
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Then why don't you play as the Spy instead of the Sniper is you like doing surprise melee attacks?

Up until now, nothing has made me regret owning a PlayStation 3 (with the exception of the Team Fortress 2 Sniper and Spy update) than this. :(

That shit was insane and makes me want to play the...

This. :this:

If you didn't notice the fact that she was older than she said she was, then what difference does it make?

Welcome to the Clock Crew, I hope that you enjoy your stay. :)

Like Flounderman said, go to the "Adopt a Clockling" thread so that you can hook up with an elder clock who can then guide and...

Well the fact that she was fired on the premise of simply wearing a bikini on a fishing trip is quite ludicrous, but she didn't exactly help the situation by deciding to get a job in the porn...

Jesus Christ must be spinning in his grave.

Shit, I have to get my act together. :o

Welcome to the Clock Crew, I hope you enjoy your stay.

By the way, I like the originality of your clock character's design.

Eh, "Boring" isn't such a bad name for a place.

There's a town in Western Australia called Cockburn and anybody whose not a local gets the pronunciation wrong.

It's a good attempt for a walking cycle, but the little awkward pause when the left foot twitches as it resets gives the implication that he's limping along instead of actually walking.

Also, the...

What're you referring to?

This reminds me of that recent episode of The Colbert Report where it featured an author who wrote a book called "Free" (but cost $26.99 >_>) and explained how it was...

Well I know one thing. If PirateClock was born a woman, he'd be a damn sexy one.

Blue's dream reminded me of my recurring dreams where I would be walking (in my dream) and I would suddenly wake...

You mean that there's an actual salmonberry?

I always thought that it was just the combination of two words to form your CC name (like Silvercherry).

Anyway, please draw me. My reference is...