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  1. Wooo fuckin Bruins come from behind at the last...

    Wooo fuckin Bruins come from behind at the last minute and win it in overtime. (I'm not gonna lie I turned the tv off cuz I thought they were gonna lose)
  2. SWEET MEAT !! : And you call yourself an Adams!

    And you call yourself an Adams!
  3. SWEET MEAT !! : Post In Here If You Have Not Had Sex With AbsintheClock

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    And put some lotion on that sweet ass of yours.
  4. How's life? Also I had sex with everyone in...

    How's life?

    Also I had sex with everyone in the Clock Crew at the same time and it was mediocre.

    Cleo grew up to have a tiny head and a fat body. We've all grown old and bitter, but the old...
  5. Fun little fact. Every team that has eliminated...

    Fun little fact. Every team that has eliminated Vancouver in the past 4 years has won the cup.
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    Did you put it in her ass?

    Did you put it in her ass?
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    Put it in her ass, and then dump her as soon as...

    Put it in her ass, and then dump her as soon as she already starts crying. This way when she cries even harder you'll think it was because of how big your dick is.
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    They're all caps fans too.

    They're all caps fans too.
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    Lithuania can go kill themselves. Oh wait they...

    Lithuania can go kill themselves. Oh wait they already do. Nature at work.
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    Whip it out you needle dick bitch.

    Whip it out you needle dick bitch.
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    I came over because I heard there was another...

    I came over because I heard there was another thread about dicks.
  12. http://senseof1place.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/s...

    http://senseof1place.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/stop-hammertime1.jpg
  13. This Man Will Kill You If You Try To Sleep With His Wife

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Dagestani_man_and_woman.jpg

    I dare you to try it.
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    Heil Marihuana! Mit den blauen elefanten fliegen!...

    Heil Marihuana! Mit den blauen elefanten fliegen!

    http://i.imgur.com/qzLo9.gif

    420BLAZEFAGGIT:rockin:
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    Right to own pressure cookers and all that.

    Right to own pressure cookers and all that.
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    He signed up to the site, so I removed the...

    He signed up to the site, so I removed the waiting period for him. This should be interesting.
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    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thum...

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Marco_Rubio,_Official_Portrait,_112th_Congress.jpg/220px-Marco_Rubio,_Official_Portrait,_112th_Congress.jpg
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    j0ESTguT0Ag Also to be fair earlier in the...

    j0ESTguT0Ag

    Also to be fair earlier in the blast I said essentially every man with jheri curls is Abba.
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    http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1087836/thumbs/o-BOSTON-...

    http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1087836/thumbs/o-BOSTON-MARATHON-EXPLOSION-570.jpg?6

    Damn. That's just a commuter rail ride from my home.
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    Grumpy Old Shrek Did anyone do Shreks On A Plane?

    Grumpy Old Shrek
    Did anyone do Shreks On A Plane?
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    Flash ain't dead. It's on my computer right now.

    Flash ain't dead. It's on my computer right now.
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    Shrek Of Araby Lets Talk About Shreks

    Shrek Of Araby
    Lets Talk About Shreks
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    That's a fine mustache. What do you use to wax it?

    That's a fine mustache. What do you use to wax it?
  24. I also happen to hold the award for best mustache.

    I also happen to hold the award for best mustache.
  25. Don't encourage him.

    Don't encourage him.
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