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    ~**AMERICA**~



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    God bless the red white and vube

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    inb4 canada vs america

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    Colonial ingrates.


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    americans smell

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiracleFruitClock View Post
    americans smell
    good

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    Know I'm late but saw a bomb fireworks show. The moon was full, and golden, and there were small flashes of lightning in the sky. Then it started to rain, and lightning hit the beach all of a sudden making a big spark. It was pretty crazy.

    New Movie is ELEVENTYBAJILLION% Finished.

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    And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: "Please close that door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm."

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    Also proof that the crown is a bunch of sore losers.

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    but all we did was gain our independence without looking like sad little sons

    a better analogy would be canada is like the kid that grew up respecting his pops and moved out as an adult. america is a girl from the tv show "maury"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiracleFruitClock View Post
    but all we did was gain our independence without looking like sad little sons

    a better analogy would be canada is like the kid that grew up respecting his pops and moved out as an adult. america is a girl from the tv show "maury"
    America is the interesting charismatic prodigal son and Canada is the boring low-key son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttplug View Post
    America is the interesting charismatic prodigal son and Canada is the boring low-key son.
    America is the high school drop out that went on to become a famous coked-out rockstar. Canada is the bookworm that went to college and went on to do quite well in the stock market through wise and sensible investment.

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    Look, why are we all fighting each other when we could be making fun of Australians?


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    Quote Originally Posted by F U Clock View Post
    Look, why are we all fighting each other when we could be making fun of Australians?
    Australia: what canada would have been without the french

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsterMunch View Post
    America is the high school drop out that went on to become a famous coked-out rockstar. Canada is the bookworm that went to college and went on to do quite well in the stock market through wise and sensible investment.
    I like this comparison

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiracleFruitClock View Post
    but all we did was gain our independence without looking like sad little sons

    a better analogy would be canada is like the kid that grew up respecting his pops and moved out as an adult. america is a girl from the tv show "maury"
    Sure, if that girl ended up being more successful than her parents and saved their life when the German neighbors came by trying to burn their house down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiracleFruitClock View Post
    but all we did was gain our independence
    lol your what

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    americans are getting so dumb they literally dont know anything now

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