Fuck you guys. I saw Rammstein live in Oslo, Norway and they fucking ruled.
I think Colbert said it best when he said America and Canada need to get it over with and just DO IT already (Canada is the lady-country in this scenario).
I always thought it looked like Canada was opening up the US's head and trying to climb inside (because it wants to be us), with Alaska acting as the hatch.
america is fucking the gulf of mexico
It was getting DP before BP
It looks like Floridacock is cumming on South America.