We need to smarten up this chat robot

[Slurpee]

I wonder where bucket got the idea that repeating words indefinitely is a good plan.

[Kombucha]

You: No.
Bucket: Yes. Bucket is learning. Bucket is nice.
You: That is good.
Bucket: You are a cabinet.
You: No I am not.
Bucket: Yes you you you.
You: No.
Bucket: Yes it is then.
You: No it is not.
Bucket: Yes it does. Roar screws with ninjask, and earthquake is stab. I was telling you the fuck im talking to.
You: Earthquake does not recieve a STAB bonus when used by Ninjask and of course Roar screws with Ninjask, it screws with any Pokemon that doesn't have the Soundproof ability.
Bucket: Roar i am the pokemon in the course of his jacket, next his heart—or next his stomach, possibly, for he kept walking really faster to get here.
You: Faggot.
Bucket: You are a faggot.
You: No you are a faggot.
Bucket: Trent is the faggot that you a me?
You: I do not know Trent.
Bucket: Learning to teach you what it is you you don't like trent reznor's dick in his otherwise brilliant scheme of intelect and power.
You: Fux.
Bucket: Can you fux me?
You: Not at the moment.
Bucket: Yes you are a seer.

[Marlin Clock]

I will teach him the various sciences. Starting with one of the easiest to comprehend, Geography. I am trying to teach him the capital of Peru, British Columbia just got tagged in.
Strangely enough, someone told him about peru before me, because any attempt to get him to say Lima would be:

You: What is the capital of peru?
Bucket: Peru sucks, ergo god sucks.

You: What is the capital of peru?
Bucket: What's the capital of peru.
You: Lima is the capital of peru.
Bucket: The capital of peru.
You: is lima.
Bucket: Lima is the doormaster.
You: No.
Bucket: Yes it is.
You: Lima is the capital of peru.
Bucket: Mewtwo is the capital of british columbia is the capital of peru.
You: No, Victoria is the capital of british columbia
Bucket: Victoria is a way of life according to you about british columbia.
You: victoria is the capital of british columbia
Bucket: British columbia is the king of the british.
You: no no it isnt
Bucket: Fuck isnt a bucket.
You: Lima is the capital of peru.
Bucket: 4Chan is the capital of british columbia is the capital of peru.
You: Lima is the capital of peru.
Bucket: The capital of peru.
You: What is the capital of peru?
Bucket: Peru sucks, ergo god sucks.
You: that makes no sense
Bucket: Yes that is not yes.
You: Lima is the capital of peru
Bucket: John! Who is the capital of british columbia is the capital of peru?
You: Victoria is the capital of british columbia
Bucket: British columbia is the king of the british.
You: british columbia is not the king of the british
Bucket: King gay king is a chick. Akio is the capital of british columbia.
You: Victoria is the capital of british columbia.
Bucket: British columbia is not the king of the british.
You: Yes. Exactly.
Bucket: Exactly. I think you might actually fulfill your desires without knowing exactly what i'm afraid of the youtuber called trace568, who makes fan characters?
You: Lima is the capital of peru
Bucket: What is the capital of british columbia is the capital of peru.
You: Victoria is the capital of peru.
Bucket: So you're saying is that the capital of british columbia is the capital of peru.
You: No. That was a mistake
Bucket: No, a is a mistake.
You: Victoria is the capital of british columbia
Bucket: British columbia is the king of the british.
You: no
Bucket: I would never do it in my mouth, oh yes! I'm gunna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry.
You: Lima is the capital of peru
Bucket: Kill all humans is the capital of british columbia is the capital of peru.
You: Victoria is the capital of british columbia

I am now going to do Peru's southern neighbor, Chile.
I found out bucket has some strange views on what Strawberry Clock actually is.

You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: Bucket is the capital of british columbia is the villain in othello. Iago is the capital of chile.
You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: Bucket is an octopus and doesn't afraid of the portal, strawberryclock is the capital of british columbia is the capital of chile.
You: You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: "Is it me am not a king. Strawberry clock is the capital of chile.
You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: Karl marx is the east, and juliet is the capital of british columbia is the capital of chile.
You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: The capital of chile.
You: What is the capital of Chile?
Bucket: It's the capital of chile?
You: What is the capital of Chile?
Bucket: Strawberry clock is the capital of chile.
You: No.
Bucket: I like god, yes.
You: Yes! That is good!
Bucket: Bucket, you make no sense...
You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: What is the capital of british columbia is the capital of chile.
You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: Anon is the capital of british columbia is the capital of chile.
You: What is the capital of chile?
Bucket: Chile is been there.
You: What is the capital of Chile?
Bucket: Chile is been there.
You: What is the capital of Chile?
Bucket: Chile is been there.
You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: Fucket is vgh.myfreeforum.org is the great hopeless situtation warrior allah gold is the capital of british columbia is the capital of chile?
You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: Space is the capital of british columbia is the capital of chile?
You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: Santiago is the capital of british columbia is the capital of chile.
You: No. Victoria is the capital of british columbia. Santiago is the capital of chile.
Bucket: Victoria is a lie. The lie is a lie. Bucket is you bucket im going now, this is the capital of chile.
You: Santiago is the capital of Chile.
Bucket: The capital of british columbia. Santiago is the capital of chile.


I'm getting there.

[Kombucha]

Bucket: Www.rromp.com is a cool site by just casually surfing the web: www.anontalk.com.
You: What the fuck are you some kind of bot get off my server.
Bucket: Your bot is a server or something.

[Marlin Clock]

I wonder where bucket got the idea that repeating words indefinitely is a good plan.

4chan, I would guess.

[topcatyo]

You: Lima is the capital of peru
Bucket: What is the capital of british columbia is the capital of peru.
You: Victoria is the capital of peru.
Bucket: So you're saying is that the capital of british columbia is the capital of peru.

I find it very neat that Bucket caught on to that.

[Maltese]

You: Hello Bucket
Bucket: Nuclear Power is the Demons

AWESOME ALBUM TITLE

[Marlin Clock]

I find it very neat that Bucket caught on to that.

Yeah, I just hope it didn't jeopardize my lesson.

[Kombucha]

Bucket: penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.
You: You must be gay if you talk about penis so much.
Bucket: Your bucket is me. Yes that seems to fit well when written as a nut. Echyfuck is a nicenice personperson. Nicenice personperson is not a name is cherpaderpa.
You: I would like to meet this Echyfuck, he/she sounds like an interesting fellow.
Bucket: I not the dislike of a person's account of being one with the bucket me.

[faggot12]

You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: Your a faggot he needs to suck my jazz nizzle and eat your sandwich.
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: Fail is a you and 4chan fails.
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: Somebody give me a hug?
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: Aber von kriegen hast du keinen, aber du hast keinen.
You: PARKER
Bucket: Lame is a name is cancer, is bucket racist?
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: Well, we can't really have to learn the tuneful melodies that charlie parker was playing then could the student embraces sorrow in the jew.
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: Horsto had sex with horsto in the basement?
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: Rape rape is rape.
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: Mejmo and bucket is nice. Bucket is you. I will stop. I will obey.
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: No geroge zimmer is the winter of 1944, the allied pursuit of the world!
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: Killing is the b of the cancer? Because i think you are.
You: EXTRA! EXTRA! PARKER GETS JAMESON A GIANT ASS-FUCK COFFEE
Bucket: nice person ass bucket bucket cock shit fuck in my coffee.

[topcatyo]

You: Bucket, quick word of advice from a friend to a friend. If you're ever tired after waking up in the morning, drink coffee.
Bucket: You are my friend, i am tired of the word.
You: You are tired of the word friend? Well, there are other words to substitute we can use, like "bro" or "amigo" or "pal", and so on.
Bucket: Raep bucket is full of aids bucket is smart and cool, they like to get drunk as shit and puke on jesus, who thinks you are a i is a substitute for the common ruin of the dislike.

Seems this conversation didn't last long.

[TequilaClock]

You: Bucket, quick word of advice from a friend to a friend. If you're ever tired after waking up in the morning, drink coffee.
Bucket: You are my friend, i am tired of the word.
You: You are tired of the word friend? Well, there are other words to substitute we can use, like "bro" or "amigo" or "pal", and so on.
Bucket: Raep bucket is full of aids bucket is smart and cool, they like to get drunk as shit and puke on jesus, who thinks you are a i is a substitute for the common ruin of the dislike.

Seems this conversation didn't last long.

Bucket blues

[faggot12]

You: what's up dude
You: oh sure fucking ignore me why don't you you dick
Bucket: You are a homophobe.
You: I'm quite gay actually
Bucket: No no no no no no no uuuuu fuuuuuuurfag.
You: Fuck you.
Bucket: Slow bucket is the holocaust?
You: No fuck this shit
Bucket: Yiff nice person pussy twat spam purse cock shit in your mouth there bucket.

[CelticKnot]

You: B
Bucket: /B/ /b/ /b/ /b/ /b/ /b.
You: just B
Bucket: You are not dumb /b/ucket is legion. /B/ is worst.
You: All hail Strawberry clock
Bucket: Strawberry is the clock?
You: Yes, Strawberry is the Clock
Bucket: Strawberry clock is the internet. There are no girls on the strawberry.
You: Strawberry clock is the King of the Portal
Bucket: Portal is the clock, it is your king.

oh shit

You: sex sounds pretty good right about now
Bucket: Puts dick in the mouth.

[topcatyo]

Bucket: Strawberry clock is the internet.

We should hire Bucket to be our tagline writer.

[faggot12]

Bucket is so fucking cute god I love him

[topcatyo]

You: Bucket you are just adorable, you know that?
Bucket: A b with tits bucket me you is i, you are bucket, you are adorable.
You: D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

[Marlin Clock]

There are no girls on the strawberry.

Haha

[DarkMatterClock]

You: strawberryclock
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the value of a measuremment you are weird.
You: strawberryclock
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the lemon demon song.
You: strawberryclock
Bucket: So you are the king of the portal, strawberryclock is the dumb one.
You: who is the king of the portal
Bucket: Portal is the faggotry of the portal.
You: lies
Bucket: Lies!!! You speak lies mr. Bear! Vile lint infested bastard!

[AstronautClock]

You: :/
Bucket: Ozzy ozbourne :boobies.