The Ten Commandments of Health

[RibsClock]

I talked with ZL and we're doing this badass collab, and want you to be a part of it.

With few exceptions, the parts are short, so I want to see your best work on these. This isn't some Newgrounds shmuck collab, this is our shmuck collab!

Note from ZL: The plan is to have this collab submitted by the Clock Crew account on Newgrounds, a la -Let it B-. This will be representing the crew as a whole - do us proud!

Please keep it fairly related to what's being said. It's not overly-strict, but I am picturing manic and morbid exaggerations of what's being portrayed in the lyrics. Due-date to be set upon acceptance of each part.

EDIT: I also think I should mention the background vocals don't synch up with the parts, so don't worry about them.

Download a template here.
Same template, flash 8

• Size: 450 width - 300 height
• Framerate: 20 FPS
• Actionscript 2.0 only
• Format: CS3 or earlier

Please place your whole movie in a movie clip, and all your symbols in a folder. Draw your own stuff, and don't forget to break apart your fonts.

And please, no AS cameras.

(All times approximated in Winamp)
The whole song is only about 2:43 seconds

1. TAKEN- Opening Instrumental - 6 seconds - Zombie Lincoln
2. DONE! - Wash your hands before you eat - BgryderClock
3. OPEN- Brush your teeth after every meal - 6 seconds
4. DONE! - See your doctor and your dentist. We all need checkups, no matter how good we feel - GodClock
5. DONE! - (Chorus) Oh how lovely life will be if we keep the ten commandments of health. - Topcatyo
6. DONE! - Cover your nose whenever sneezing - 6 seconds - RadioTubeClock
7. DONE! - Cover your mouth when you're coughing too - 6 seconds - RibsClock
8. DONE!- Dress warmly in cold weather, and you won't have much coughing or sneezing to do - Topcatyo
9. OPEN - (Chorus) Oh how lovely life will be if we keep the ten commandments of health. - 12 seconds
10. DONE!- Health, oh, sweet health. It's worth more than fame or wealth to me - AbsintheClock
11. DONE...? (I don't see the file in my stuff) - One thing I say a lot: take care of the life that you've got. It's such a precious commodity. - SatelliteClock
12. DONE...? (thread shows absinthe stating he's done with the part, but I see nothing from him in my mail or PM's) - Exercise to keep in shape - 6 seconds - Absinthe
13. DONE! - Bathe or shower when each day is through - AsshatClock
14. DONE! - Eat lots of fruits and vegetables, give your body all the sleep that it's due - SatelliteClock
15. DONE! - (Final Chorus) Oh, how grand we're gonna feel! 'Cause we'll keep the ten commandments of health. - 12 seconds
16. RESERVED - The ten commandments of health. - Have something special in mind here.

Other Things

• Preloader - OPEN
• Menu - PROBABLY ME BUT OPEN
• Figuring out the AS for toggling things like "subtitles" and showing who the authors are - DONE! - SatelliteClock
• Easter Eggs - YOU make 'em, and we'll figure out places to add them.

Current Takers

• Part 1 - Zombie Lincoln

DISCLAIMER: I maintain the right to be a total dick and say "no" to stuff, because I am an anal retentive Nazi with a God complex who makes up for his insecurities by bullying people and belittling their flash.

[SpinningCubeClock]

I would like number 7 please kind sir.

[RibsClock]

I would like number 7 please kind sir.

Okily dokily.

[TremcladClock]

Part 6

[RibsClock]

Part 6

jewbetcha

[normal spongebob]

I want part 14.

[PirateClock]

gimme 13


also this better not turn out to be another fiasco like master of puppets!

[Beret]

Hmm. I don't know if I should.....


Time is squished with me.

[VoodooClock]

Part 3 please.

[Tempo]

I'll take part 3 because I have giant, scary teeth.

If you give it to Voodoo, I'll take part 12 instead.

[The Spoiler]

I think I'll give part 1 a go, but feel free to assign to a second person. I'm not sure whether I'll have the time to make it well.

[MentosClock]

I would very much like to have part 11.

[TwistClock]

Number 1 Rite hear

If not, Suprise me!

[Plug Clock]

I wouldn't know what to make.....

[Wind-up Clock]

Part 2 (Wash yo handz)


Hm.... should i animate hands melting or not? oh choices choices.

[GodClock]

i'll take any part! i'll take any motivation to make some flash for once. haven't made anything in 09 yet and 08 was disappointing.

[CaramelAppleClock]

I'll wait for the update and see what parts are still available.

[PirateClock]

jeezzz already we hit our first bump due to Corpsegrinders incompetence!

[RibsClock]

In the future, please don't post to say that you're not going to do a part, or that you do not know whether you are going to do a part. Please only post if you are able to submit content.

Part 2 (Wash yo handz)

Hm.... should i animate hands melting or not? oh choices choices.

Hands melting would fit perfectly with that idea. It would be especially nice if you got some good frame by frame of them melting.

How long do you think it will take you to do it and make it look good?

Part 3 please.

Go for it. PM me with your idea for it.

gimme 13

Same deal, you're welcome to it. PM me with your idea and we'll work out a deadline.

also this better not turn out to be another fiasco like master of puppets!

Well, to be fair, that is the plan.

I want part 14.

I'll let you try for it if you think you're up to it.

Tell me your idea, we'll work out a deadline.

I'll take part 12

Show me what you've got.

I think I'll give part 1 a go, but feel free to assign to a second person. I'm not sure whether I'll have the time to make it well.

I'd rather give it to someone who has a concrete idea of what they're going to do with it. It's going to be the opening to the whole flash. If you have a cool idea for it, I'd love to hear about it before giving it out.

i'll take any part! i'll take any motivation to make some flash for once. haven't made anything in 09 yet and 08 was disappointing.

It's really better if you listen to them and pick one that you think you could make something cool to.

Number 1 Rite hear

If not, Suprise me!

Come up with a good idea for part 1 and tell me about it. But I'd prefer not to randomly throw you into a part either, I'd rather you pick one that inspires you to want to animate something.

[RibsClock]

Pirate dropped out.