08-09-2011 05:33 PM
I WANT TO PUT MY BUTT ON YOUR FACE
Marmite is probably the most horrible thing I have ever put i my mouth.
I was just minding my own business at my friends house, and he breaks some out "You have to try this shit" He says "It is freaking awesome dude!". Now I'm adventurous when it comes to food, there isn't alot that I can't keep down (unless it has a fucked texture) so I decide to go for it. One, horribly small spoon full ever, I am scrubbing at my tongue with a clean spoon, trying to get rid of every bit of flavor that was left.
Seriously, this shit right here.
This is the nightmare my tastebuds never wish to endure again. This is bitter, this shit is real bitter. It is the essence of bitter, in a tiny, ugly, spoon full. How do people like this stuff? How this this possible?
08-09-2011 05:36 PM
a bad idea
vegemite is good, never had marmite.
08-10-2011 05:41 AM
Child of Strawberry
Marmite is a delicious treat, if yer manly enough, son. Try having it with cheese on toast. Also, the marmite flavoured crisps known as Twiglets are fantastic.
Vegemite is inferior.
08-10-2011 06:54 AM
I haven't had marmite since I was a kid. There was probably a reason I only had it on toast.
My clock is an H with a clock on it. well there's no rule that clocks have to be literal.
08-10-2011 07:10 AM
That sounds like something someone says when defending a food for tasting awful!
Originally Posted by EnglishClock
This is also why I don't eat friggin' super hot peppers, super gamey meat, chitlins/haggis/other collections of body parts that should not be eaten.
Hey I've never tried this marmite stuff, and bitterness usually isn't the number one turn-off in my taste range (things that taste rotten take that crown), so I dunno it might be fabulous but "you must be manly to endure it enough to enjoy it" is not a selling point.
08-10-2011 07:17 AM
Child of Strawberry
how dare you remove the hunk face from my quote and make it seem like I was being kind of sincere
08-10-2011 07:25 AM
Uh nice try you might have had me fooled if you weren't so clearly a limey and thus unable to resist awful food