Marmite is probably the most horrible thing I have ever put i my mouth.

[Girclock]

I was just minding my own business at my friends house, and he breaks some out "You have to try this shit" He says "It is freaking awesome dude!". Now I'm adventurous when it comes to food, there isn't alot that I can't keep down (unless it has a fucked texture) so I decide to go for it. One, horribly small spoon full ever, I am scrubbing at my tongue with a clean spoon, trying to get rid of every bit of flavor that was left.

Seriously, this shit right here.


This is the nightmare my tastebuds never wish to endure again. This is bitter, this shit is real bitter. It is the essence of bitter, in a tiny, ugly, spoon full. How do people like this stuff? How this this possible?

[FloundermanClock]

vegemite is good, never had marmite.

[EnglishClock]

Marmite is a delicious treat, if yer manly enough, son. Try having it with cheese on toast. Also, the marmite flavoured crisps known as Twiglets are fantastic.

Vegemite is inferior.

[Smegheadclock]

I haven't had marmite since I was a kid. There was probably a reason I only had it on toast.

[RibsClock]

Marmite is a delicious treat, if yer manly enough, son.

That sounds like something someone says when defending a food for tasting awful!

This is also why I don't eat friggin' super hot peppers, super gamey meat, chitlins/haggis/other collections of body parts that should not be eaten.

Hey I've never tried this marmite stuff, and bitterness usually isn't the number one turn-off in my taste range (things that taste rotten take that crown), so I dunno it might be fabulous but "you must be manly to endure it enough to enjoy it" is not a selling point.

[EnglishClock]

how dare you remove the hunk face from my quote and make it seem like I was being kind of sincere

[RibsClock]

Uh nice try you might have had me fooled if you weren't so clearly a limey and thus unable to resist awful food